at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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