Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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