How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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