For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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