i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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