This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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