party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize