I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
What a dumb baby whore.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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