Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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