I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Ikea night.
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It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
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Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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