You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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