i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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