We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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