I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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