watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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