They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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