covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
How's work?
Spinning.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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