I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
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I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I party with great urgency now.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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