so let's talk penis.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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