Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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