if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
