your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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