I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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