just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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