so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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