He had one of those small greek statue penises
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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