How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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