Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
This house was built for laser tag.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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