Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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