The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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