I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Randomize
