Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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