He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just gargled with NyQuil
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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