whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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