weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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