i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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