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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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