If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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