how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i think i have herpe
just one?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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