im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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