I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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