i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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