i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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