Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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