Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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