I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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