you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize