Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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