Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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