did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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