i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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