I think I died a long time ago.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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