awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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