its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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