I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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