I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize