DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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