They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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